but… the bitch in the background is giving out foot rubs. hook me up!
(via tranquil-temerity)
THIS
IS
NOT
FUCKING
OKAY.
DO NOT FUCKING COMPARE YAHOO BUYING TUMBLR TO SOMETHING THAT KILLED MILLIONS.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ALL.
YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK.
I have a morbid and occasionally insensitive sense of humor but I just find things like this incredibly obnoxious.
(via uncontrollablelovee)
my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.
(via profashionall)
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
(Source: bombprince, via uncontrollablelovee)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
(via young-single-and-sexyaa)